Friday, September 14, 2007

Difference Between Fake and Real Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs



REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong



REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!

'FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry



REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back



REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you



REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing



REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door



REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile



REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.



REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this










1 comment:

haze said...

can't find ur tagboard naman gats uy...imoha gtuyo ug kuha sah? great lang ko happy weekend

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