Wordless Wednesday : I Hate Growing Up!

Lady Officers Throughout The World

I received this forwarded mail in my yahoo inbox and thought of sharing it here so everybody can have a good laugh. Scroll down and see how you going to react with the last two pictures. Really, they are the winner in size lolz...Have a nice Saturday friends!

China

Hong Kong

India

Indonesia

Japan

Malaysia

North Korea

Pakistan

Philippines

Singapore

South Korea

Taiwan

Vietnam

United States

April Fool's Day History

Why do we celebrate April Fool's Day? What do people most likely to do during this day? To give you a better understanding as to why this is, I did a search for its history on the internet and here it is that explains why and when it was started.

Unlike most of the other nonfoolish holidays, the history of April Fool's Day, sometimes called All Fool's Day, is not totally clear. It is not like Halloween, where despite an interesting history, most people just put on Halloween costumes, get candy, and leave it at that. There really wasn't a "first April Fool's Day" that can be pinpointed on the calendar. Some believe it sort of evolved simultaneously in several cultures at the same time, from celebrations involving the first day of spring.

The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. Prior to that year, the new year was celebrated for eight days, beginning on March 25. The celebration culminated on April 1. With the reform of the calendar under Charles IX, the Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Year's Day was moved to January 1.

Information is lifted from its Original Source.

Me 20 Years From Now

This is a fun thing to do on the internet. I am so curious how I look 20 years from now! Weeeeeee honestly, I don't feel threatened of my looks shown in this computer enhanced graphic here. It doesn't look that bad at all and guess, who would want to be so concerned of my looks when people my age look the same as me.... 2o years from now.........

Try it yourself too if you are curious how you look 20 or 30 years from today.

Just So Funny

I just grabbed this from someone else's album on facebook. I just thought it was so hilarious for a baby this age, wasted from drinking that very strong liquor in the Philippines. Can you imagine your child to be doing this in reality? Hmmm of course no but there's a probability it is happening just like that Indonesian boy who smokes 40 cigs a day after being introduced to it by his own father. How sad!

Paint As Her Makeup

Having my baby around me while doing my painting job can sometimes be annoying and troublesome. I can never concentrate of my job just because she gets in the way and wants my attention if she knows I am busy doing something. Haayy the price of being a mother.

As I was finishing painting our bedroom wall, Jadyn was also busy behind me, little did I know she was doing something that is so silly.

When I first saw her face, I didn't know how and what to react upon seeing her face like that in the pictures. I didn't know whether to be mad or to laugh at her because she screwed the newly painted wall! Hmpppp pero katawa nalang ko kay perti man guapaha ni Deden sa iya dagway, making the paint as her make-up.

.......ug ang kagwang nakauyon pas iyang nawng!!

Bahay Kubo - By Luke!

When I logged in to facebook asap I woke this morning, this is what greet me in there. So cute is the American boy singing one of the Philippine's native songs, Bahay Kubo. Just watch it guys and you will be tickled to your veins if you do. Geeeezz I wish I can teach this song to my daughter too and see how she sings it. Is she gonna be a slang/erd too? Lollz...

2050 Haircut Style

I looked through all my photo albums in my computer and I found these hilarious photographs of my husband's head. I meant to post them sooner but it totally forgotten. One evening, he was doing his own hair as he always does. Sometimes he doesn't do it right so I need to atleast make it better.

The night he cut his hair he didn't call for help and then when I saw his back, this is what I found out.. look at pic number one...

... hmmm what is this style? crooked pahak pa jud... then I came to the rescue and straighten the cut myself... second pic look at that...
... I don't know what was in my mind that is why I couldn't make it right. Pahak sa kilid.. I was laughing too hard that I almost peed in my pants. He asked me to shave even more so to make the bald spot disappear.. so I did it, his head turned out to be like that of a bottle cap "takob suka" as we call it.

Chatrooms

MyNiceSpace.com Don't ever trust your chatmates when they tell you nice things about themselves because on the internet it's easy to say false things to make others believe the person you are not as you describe.

Always ask for a webcam for a proof to really see how they look like. Look at the photo,hilarious isn't it?

Help Me Find

Please please I am begging you to help me find a mirror like this.I am getting fat now and I want to atleast be beautiful once again by staring myself in a mirror like this.

Anyone knows where I can purchase this mirror?Somebody help!

New Californai Driver's License

To all California residents and drivers,announcing the new format or style of your driver license there.This is now the correct format.If yours gonna expire soon expect it to be expired:NEVER period of years.

Miming's Little Wish

Oh geez! I am lucky I am so thin or else going to wish my friends will become fat.Not a good friend huh? Have a nice day making yourselves fat friends and visitors.

Gigantic

Nyahahaha this is so scary.If Iwas that man climbing on to the ladder I don't know where to pick up my soul seeing that big mammal ready to swallow me to its throat.I probably freeze to death with gigantic shark!

best virus protection

New discovery,proven to be effective when used electronically.Careful though when you use it during intimate moments because it might burst and will make you a mother soon.Just a little laugh for you today friends,hope you have a nice day.

Hi Good Morning

Such a fine morning to start our day.Kinda cool and sunny yeppyy..eey. Baby is sunbathing right here and enjoying herself alone.How is your morning so far guys? Let us be thankful to the Lord above for another wonderful day of our lives.May You guide us as we walk through the day our God Almighty.

My Face Before Plastic Surgery

Good morning fellow bloggers and online friends from around the world. Friends,I have something very confidential to tell you.I hope that after I tell you my big secret,you will still accept me as I am. I would wish to still have your respect and trust that you give me.Please don't be too judgemental because I myself have no choice but to accept this. Very revealing as it is but need to tell you this badly.I was a gay,my father hated me for that.So I went to a place called Neverland to have my face operated and had my gender transplant operation and I say I had my facial plastic surgery as well.... and that is how I look like now in my pic above in this blog. The one attached on this post? THAT IS ME BEFORE MY PLASTIC SURGERY.Very pretty huh? Yes,that is Badong..Badong is mehhh!!! forever.. BADONG JUD NAKAKABIT SA AKONG PAGKA TAW!! Badong is saying to all of you HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!

Won't Tell the Secret

I think I know what's Victoria's Secret? As you notice women,most of their products are too sleek and sexy,wanna know why? Women above 30's that gain pounds can no longer use or wear any of their products.That is why they call it a secret and not telling to the public. So better stay thin until you grow old so that you can or will enjoy purchasing VS products.

DON'T BE SO DIRTY-MINDED OK?

Read the posting carefully before you judge too early.Don't be dirty minded,will you? Hmm when you first read it,you will think of something naughty and sexy,aren't you? Hehehe I do too when I read it.Thanks goodness it's just the ad of Colgate toothpaste. Just a little joke round here because I am sore in my lower limb. I did my walking this afternoon and it hurts too much. So sore that I just want to lay in bed.

Tagay from Ivy

Passing this to Ritchella and Analyn

1. How old will you be in 12months?- 25

2. Do you think you'll be married bythen?- I AM married already..

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 2 months?- falling of leaves and baby shower

4. Who was the last person you called?- Annie

5. Who was the last person to call you?- no idea

6. Who was the last person to text you?- nada

7. Who was the last person to hug you?- hubby

8. What were you doing at midnightlast night?- watched a movie with lalabs

9. Parents seperated/divorced/married?- Married but can no longer get along with each other

10. Last time you saw your dad?- March 07

11. What happened at 11:00 a.m.?- I went out for a 30-minute walk

13. What is your favorite number?- 16

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, orbare feet?- shoes of course..

15. Are you a social person?- Nope..

16. What was the last thing you ate?- polboron..

17. Favorite ice cream?- strawberry.

18. What is your favorite dessert?- fresh fruits

19. Do you have children?- expecting a baby girl next year

20. What kind of jelly do you like onyour peanut butter sandwich?- wala..

21. Do you like drinking coffee in the morning?- milk

22. How many glasses of water a day doyou drink on average?-less than 8 glasses

23. What do you drink in the morning?-milk...

24. Would you rather kiss an ex or a person u dont love- nope..

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?- yes

26. whats your hidden talent/talents? tapping the keyboard real fast

27.do you have any regrets from yourpast?-nope, it taught me to be the tough girl I am now

28. do you consider your husband as your soulmate?-definitely yes.

29. fav perfumes?-V.S dream angels,gonna buy Covet by Jessica Parker

30. are you independent?-definitely yes.

31. any dreams? to build a house for my family in phils

32. are you affectionate?-yes i am.. i tend to keep it by myself sometimes..showing it to my hubby most of the time though

33. your family that knows about you?mokobol kalit

34. people misinterpret you because of... how i look-like? often mistaken as suplada first impression nila

35. are you a good driver? yes,in bed

Types of Computer Virus(Joke)

Types of computer viruses

Adam and Eve virus:
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Airline virus:
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Bill Clinton virus:
This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.

Congressional Virus:
Overdraws your computer.Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Dan Quayle virus:
Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a binary network.Dan Quayle virus: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..

David Duke virus:
Makes your screen go completely white.

Elvis virus:
Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

Federal bureaucrat virus:
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

Freudian virus:
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

Gallup virus:
Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error).

George Bush virus:
Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.

Government economist virus:
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.Jerry Brown virus: Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.

Madonna virus:
If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!

Mario Cuomo virus:
It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

New World Order virus:
probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

Nike virus: Just Does It!

Ollie North virus:
Turns your printer into a document shredder.

Oprah Winfrey virus:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

Pat Buchanan virus:
Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen.

Paul Revere virus:
This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.

Paul Tsongas virus:
Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."

PBS virus:
Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".

Richard Nixon virus:
Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.

Right To Life virus:
Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

Ross Perot virus:
Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.

Ted Turner virus:
Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

Terry Randle virus:
Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.

Texas virus:
Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.

Warren Commission virus:
Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.